The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
How does it feel to date your dad?
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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