Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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