Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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