Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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