Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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