it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I think I sprained my soul last night
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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