did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
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