you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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