Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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