You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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