Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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