so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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