Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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