Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
my liver is dry heaving
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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