Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
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