Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

Sorry JimThornton hasn't picked any favorites yet.

ADVERTISEMENT

(508): View more from Massachusetts

Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.

(617): View more from Massachusetts

Where are you?

(508): View more from Massachusetts

Strip Club

Fav 15 3379 1105
share tweet
(210): View more from Texas

this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!

Fav 54 4919 824
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(617): View more from Massachusetts

I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?

(1-617): View more from Massachusetts

Yes but- 100% agreed

Fav 29 3915 1087
share tweet
(704): View more from North Carolina

Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.

Fav 6 3313 1449
share tweet
(330): View more from Ohio

I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call

Fav 10 2173 846
share tweet
(724): View more from Pennsylvania

My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?

Fav 14 2884 948
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(801): View more from Utah

Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.

Fav 14 2325 1552
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(507): View more from Minnesota

I'm eating pizza in the bathtub

Fav 1 69 16
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(306): View more from Saskatchewan

Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend

Fav 0 52 14
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT