ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
I love you.
Bad choice
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