yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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