sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."�
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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