Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
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