...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
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