i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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