My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'
we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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