I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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