You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
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