we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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