may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
Top reasons to NOT leave jessica to her own devices : 1. Drinking becomes a competitive sport ( in which she is the only one competing) 2.big girl words= no worky 3. Whiskey refuses to be a good friend (as much as she insists ). 4. Waking up at six a.m. still in her swim suit is super awkward. 5. It isn't a fun game to figure out which person she gave her number to and 6. Yesterdays eyeliner doesn't look good today.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Randomize
