Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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