So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
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