Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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