thus making me awesome and them whores
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
I had to cum in my sink.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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