i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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