you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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