He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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