In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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