Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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