love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
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