i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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