Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Shame - the story of my life.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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