You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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