it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
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