So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
Randomize
