she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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