I'm really into asian looking animals
its not stalking. its research.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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