Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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