whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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