Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
my poor anus
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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