I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
Randomize
