bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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