Do you still have your period?
i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
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