that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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